AFSHEEN SMS: Double Meaning Sms

HUMA SMS

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:15:00 GM

Chachi: Hum 10/= Plate Chaat Bechenge. Bhatija: Main Dukaan Pe Board Laga Dunga K 10/= Me Chachi Ki Chaat Lo . Toilet Karne. Ki Jagah Dikhao In A Party A Lady Is Unable To Find . Toilet. So She Asks Santa: . Toilet Karne. Ki Jagah Dikhao ...

Meri Chachi Ke Sath

Zaheer

hu, 07 Jan 2010 08:39:00 GM

So main bahane se . toilet. mei chala gaya aur . toilet karne. ka bahana . karne. laga lakin meri chachi ko pata nahi chala.phir main dhire dhire jhuka aur unhe dekhne laga.vo ekdum nangi naha rahi thi mera lund ekdum se khada ho gaya.phir main ...

Desi Hot Love Stories: Gulabi Chut wali Chikani Bhabhi

Desi Stories.com

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:12:00 GM

I am living in ff one room with . toilet. . In gf one dr br and kitchen the place is little bit of privacy. my brother and bhabhi got married since 3 years but no children. I am proud of body it is strong muscles like sunny deol and so . ... ho gaya nahi nahi karati bhabhi ki javani ko mauka milate cched chhad . karne. laga kabhi chuchi kabhi nipul kabhi kulho kabhi chut par haath se ragadne laga bada pyar se khel khelte the bhabhi ko maja aata dekhkar maine badi teji dikhai par ...

ROMIL V/S ROMIL

Romil Arora

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:24:00 GM

Agar kisi student se yeh kahan jaye ki AAP . TOILET. main jakar study karo to kya woh karega??? kya uska study . karne. main utna hi mann lagega??? shayad nahi... Isliye jaruri hain... jaruri hain... Workship house main pooja . karne. ke kuch ...

niyakap ko ang toilet bowl

Japboy

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:52:00 GM

general cleaning: una, ako ang nagluto ng aming almusal, 4 na fried itlog at ginisang . karne. lang naman ang aking niluto, para solb na sa aming apat na magkakasama sa bahay. sunod, nagkuskos ako ng garahe namen, sinabon at nilinis. ...

Saala Dramaqueen!

Samata K. Joshi

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:51:00 GM

Toilet. ...nahi...looo.​..nahi...pee! pee . karne. de chal!" "Kya boss? One icecream? Pliz?" The car screamt loudly. A few flowers fell on the tree. A crow spat on chichundar. all at the same time! "Bola tha idhar mat kar! Chal bhaag!" ...

susu karne ki jagah dikhao

umarsweb

hu, 31 Jan 2008 00:01:53 GM

in a party a lady wantedto go to . toilet. soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu . karne. ki jagah dikhao,sardarji​ replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.submitte​d by: feddycopyright:​ freesmsfun.com.​

"The Vanquished Empire"

Rajiv Das

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:48:00 GM

On the left to this store, which had a rack, a kind of bed at around 6 ft height, was a huge . toilet. which had water storage as I knew it was called choubaccha. Room 7 was probably the most spacious and open kind of room, ...

this is from shreeja

Arjun Menon

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:49:00 GM

he asked his teacher,"teache​r,mein susu . karne. kelie jaau?"the teacher said him to say in english.so the boy said "may i go to . toilet. ?" the teacher said,"no!"next was his hindi period.he said to the teacher,"may i go to . toilet. ? ...

Mery Kahani: Sex with Milking Bhabhi

Daya Mirza

hu, 14 May 2009 14:18:00 GM

I am living in ff one room with . toilet. . In gf one dr br and kitchen the place is little bit of privacy. my brother and bhabhi got married since 3 years but no children. I am proud of body it is strong muscles like sunny deol and so with ... maine apni bahome nangi bhabhi ke jism ko daboch liya vo kahar ne lagi ki mene dono hotho ko uske rasile hotho par rakh diye ji bhar ke uska ras pan . karne. laga ek haath se chuchiyo ko dabata masalta raha dusare haath se uska jism pura ...

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ash4972863

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:21:08 GM

But mera sabse favourite moment tab tha when you were in your hostel and sare boys were shouting and us ho-halla mae you called me said that you were in . toilet. cause sare boys pagal ho gaye hae really aapse baat kar k mae bohot hassa tha . well no ... I miss calling you golgappa .man to bohot karta hae ki apko call karo msg karu but kya karu itna sab . karne. ke baad himmat nahi ho rahi pata nahi apka reaction kaisa ho .M sorry .please don't give me this silent treatment ...

Here's what to expect from Aamir's 3 Idiots : NAACHGAANA

Anna

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:49:14 GM

Here are few examples of what went on in hostel . toilet. areas when I attended engg back in 1989-93. This is pretty much representative of all engg colleges of that era. Female members and the faint of heart male members may skip this at your . ... To bhai log to aap par bharpoor nazar rakhein ge, agar aap ke fans nirantar hum tuchchya kalakaron ke prashansakon ko is shabd ka prayog kar kar ke apmanit . karne. ka prayatn kareinge to aapke (not you, generally speaking) atyant ...

Pune signboards (Puneri Patya) A wide angle view of India

Nita

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:50:22 GM

Outside a public . toilet. , below the sign that says restroom there is a line in red which says place to burst firecrackers. I am still figuring this one out! No Parking signs often come with their own brand of humor, such as this one! The sign says: Parking is available on the ... Thanks. Checked it and went straight to 'shauchaalyaat paanyacha vaapar . karne. '. Brilliant! I can't stop laughing. Your Sachin Tendulkar marg and the prohibition on cricket quelle ironie! ...

UK Box Office: Akshay Kumar thrashes Mummy and Batman - RS ...

unknown

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:10:22 GM

hey . toilet. ka king tony, tera new king akshay hoga, lekin hamarey liye to srk hi king hai. idhar uk mein gorey se zyada punjabi hai, aur yeh film punjabion ko attract . karne. ke liye banaya tha aur yeh kamyab bhi hogaya attract . karne. ...

Santa Banta Jokes Sms World Online

Raj

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:06:52 GM

An Englishman and Banta inside the . toilet. . Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? . ... Santa Radio lekar POTTY . karne. gaya. Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ? Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi. Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation. ...

Santa Banta Extreme (SMS Type)

virus

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:00:00 GM

An Englishman and Santa inside the . toilet. . Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. ... Santa: Isme suicide . karne. waali kya baat thi.? Dress code 4 a party - black ties only. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. ...

SMS-2

Mayank

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:53:00 GM

This slogan was written on a . toilet. door. --- Everyone's lfe start with a full bag of luck & an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of ...

The Dawn after Dusk : By Sirisha D

Swathi

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:34:10 GM

Yeh to badi hoke agar police wali bani to mujhe hi arrest . karne. aa jayegi (if she become a police officer after she grows up she will come to my house to arrest me first). Now both of you run from here . ...

funny jokes

Imran

hu, 25 Sep 2008 11:21:00 GM

in a party a lady wanted to go tothe . toilet. so she inquired with the sardar "sardar ji susu . karne. ki jaga dekhoa"said the lady than the sardar said "u notty girl!pehle tum dekhao!" ...

the rise of sun-sunny

Nirav

ue, 18 Nov 2008 13:34:00 GM

while most people would be cracking up at the imitations, i would be trying to analyze it and figure out how to do it, and then practice in the solitude of the . toilet. . however, i firmly believe that some talents wear away with time. ...